The name's John. People call me John.

pooljail:

annoyingjohnv:

Just saying, we’ve literally gone through like 4 press releases where it labels ‘The Pines Family’ and then we get the Pines and Soos. (And no Wendy!?) so yeah, my curiosity is piqued about this.

we’ve never seen him have a life outside the shack, one of the gfg podcasts…

I totally want a Soos and Wendy adventure. I’d write it myself but I really have nowhere to go with the idea for actual plot yet.

Advice from Adventure Time (x)

best advice is bottom right

Am I the only one starting to legitimately wonder if Soos is somehow related to the Pines family?

Just saying, we’ve literally gone through like 4 press releases where it labels ‘The Pines Family’ and then we get the Pines and Soos. (And no Wendy!?) so yeah, my curiosity is piqued about this.

petrikrazie:

astroknight:

thirteen-fun-breaker:

celebrate-the-magic:

poison-ninja:

i-am-momo-senpai:

This is the most meta thing I’ve ever seen on Cartoon Network.

OH. MY. GOD.

OH MY FREAKING LORD

Holy shit.

i think this might be a cry for help

Well at least they’re aware of how stupid they are.

I like most of CN’s shows right now. That aid, I get wary about these kinds of videos because usually they forget half of the great CN shows and just focus on whatever three shows the writer liked most. This didn’t do that. It has practically everyone.

And I thought only I remembered Time Squad.

fuck, make THIS a TV show godammit.

fuckyeahgravityfalls:

g—kid:

i just fucking met alex hirsch he drew me stan and everything but the best part was that he said he liked “the cut of my jib” like no you don’t know how much that means to me i almost threw up from the excitement

That Stan drawing is fucking priceless

ineedmasculism:

sadcop:

ronpaulweedking:

killallcars:

iflybikes:

feministpixie:

It’s real and it’s hilarious

Back in a minute, currently finding it really hard to breathe from laughing.

oh……my…….god……….

alright ladies, this is it, you’re no longer allowed be friends with men, its the law 

Well, Thats What We Get For Putting Men In The Dreaded FRIEND ZONE!!!!!WHat A Horrible Thing It Is To Be A Friend Of Ours!! No One Deserves That!!!!!!!!!! ⁑^OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yeS GOOD NEED ALL
THE FEEEEMALES LOCKED UP
friENDZONIng scUM

Everything about this post is terrible. The Reddit image, the poster, and the reactions. (And all the shit I’m about to say that I’m going to want to take back tomorrow.)
PRIMARILY, if we’re going to illegalize friendzoning (which is an absolutely idiotic idea to begin with) we need to do it for both sexes. Because it’s not supposed to be this women-against-men thing it’s suddenly being turned into lately.
I literally have no idea why in the last few months friendzoning suddenly went from being this only half-serious thing that applies to both genders that wasn’t mean spirited to this really sexist thing that men think only applies to them?
I mean, the version of friendzoning discussed in these kinds of posts is actually, yes, really sexist, and even though I feel friendzoning in itself isn’t - because I prescribe to the original definition, which does not apply to either sex specifically - but it really pisses me off that suddenly people are totally flipping something around into something it doesn’t mean.
It also pisses me off that the first reaction is to support it as a sexist thing, to a point I’m almost afraid to use the term without spending ten minutes explaining I have a different definition of it, rather than try to generalize the term and wash it back to it’s original meaning.
Plus, on top of all that, I’m pretty sure the OP in the picture is really a feminist or pro-feminism male posting something intentionally inflammatory for satire or sarcasm purposes. Dunno if that extends to the Reddit post, but from what I know of Reddit, probably.
Ugh. I’ve been trying to contain myself on this but godammit I slipped up.Remind me to delete this later.

ineedmasculism:

sadcop:

ronpaulweedking:

killallcars:

iflybikes:

feministpixie:

It’s real and it’s hilarious

Back in a minute, currently finding it really hard to breathe from laughing.

oh……my…….god……….

alright ladies, this is it, you’re no longer allowed be friends with men, its the law 

Well, Thats What We Get For Putting Men In The Dreaded FRIEND ZONE!!!!!WHat A Horrible Thing It Is To Be A Friend Of Ours!! No One Deserves That!!!!!!!!!! ⁑^OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yeS GOOD NEED ALL

THE FEEEEMALES LOCKED UP

friENDZONIng scUM

Everything about this post is terrible. The Reddit image, the poster, and the reactions. (And all the shit I’m about to say that I’m going to want to take back tomorrow.)

PRIMARILY, if we’re going to illegalize friendzoning (which is an absolutely idiotic idea to begin with) we need to do it for both sexes. Because it’s not supposed to be this women-against-men thing it’s suddenly being turned into lately.

I literally have no idea why in the last few months friendzoning suddenly went from being this only half-serious thing that applies to both genders that wasn’t mean spirited to this really sexist thing that men think only applies to them?

I mean, the version of friendzoning discussed in these kinds of posts is actually, yes, really sexist, and even though I feel friendzoning in itself isn’t - because I prescribe to the original definition, which does not apply to either sex specifically - but it really pisses me off that suddenly people are totally flipping something around into something it doesn’t mean.

It also pisses me off that the first reaction is to support it as a sexist thing, to a point I’m almost afraid to use the term without spending ten minutes explaining I have a different definition of it, rather than try to generalize the term and wash it back to it’s original meaning.

Plus, on top of all that, I’m pretty sure the OP in the picture is really a feminist or pro-feminism male posting something intentionally inflammatory for satire or sarcasm purposes. Dunno if that extends to the Reddit post, but from what I know of Reddit, probably.

Ugh. I’ve been trying to contain myself on this but godammit I slipped up.Remind me to delete this later.

Guess who’s computer just died again? :(

Using dad’s laptop. I’ve lost two computers, one twice, in the last six months - even though I’ve been much more cautious about downloading, etc. No clue what I’m doing wrong.

little-marceline:

((Here, have a quick Motivational Marcy before i leave to do some things uvu
Because a lot of people seem sad these days, and ready to give up and quit, and Marcy doesn’t like that and won’t let it happen!))

little-marceline:

((Here, have a quick Motivational Marcy before i leave to do some things uvu

Because a lot of people seem sad these days, and ready to give up and quit, and Marcy doesn’t like that and won’t let it happen!))

Reblog this if you’re still a virgin.

headhunterx:

bookykat:

can-y0u-see-it:

onyx-raven:

I want to see how many people are proud of it.image

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We’re like unicorns

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UNICORN AND PROUD :D

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it’s not like we get laid anyway bc we never leave our rooms. 

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COURSE i’M STILL A VIRGIN!

made a few mistakes… can i join u guys?

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totally not proud of it but completely true